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Hump day. Not as depressing as Monday. Not as exciting as Friday.
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There's no wifi in the forest but I promise you'll find a better connection.
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I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday.
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Every time a bird craps on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on the front porch to show them what I am capable of.
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Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.
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“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.” - Charles M. Schulz
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If you stumble, make it part of the dance.
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“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis
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Sometimes you just gotta get out of town.
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I think I can.
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